Big Apple Bites
You know those days when you feel like being a fatty? Or that time you wish you were part of the Epic Meal Time crew? Well, next time you are experiencing these symptoms, I suggest you head over to Norma's for brunch. Being lazy, hungover, and unable to get out of bed is no excuse because they serve brunch for EIGHT F-ing hours! Norma's lets no fat-ass go hungry.
Meet the man responsible: executive chef, Emile Castillo.
Now, moving on to the menu. Simply reading it will add an inch to your waistline...
The Zillion Dollar Lobster Frittata
Super sized dish (with 10 whopping ounces of caviar) = $1,000
...for us broke-folk, there is a cheaper option.
Norma's Eggs Benedict
Buttermilk Pancake layered with Canadian Bacon and Grilled Asparagus
Wait, pancakes and bacon layered? Say WHATT??
Chocolate Decadence French Toast
Covered in Strawberries, Pistachios, and Valrhona Chocolate Sauce
Get. In. My. Bellayyyy.
Very Berry Brioche French Toast
Berries and cream, berries and cream, berries and cream!
Donut Even Go There French Toast
Cheesecake-Stuffed, Coconut-Rolled, with Orange Drizzle and Vanilla Ice Cream
I'm all over this dish like white on rice.
I am starting a petition to have wheelchair rentals installed outside of Le Parker Meridien for Norma's customers. Contact me for further details. To conclude this food-porn-filled post, in the words of Jim Gaffigan, "You're not supposed to have cake for breakfast, of course, but somehow pancakes slid through." Thank God for that!
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